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Keeping Me In Stitches – Wacky & Wonderful Wednesdays

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Can you identify these stitched up quotes and sayings? Are you ready to take a little quiz with me here at the ‘Fab’? Put on your thinking caps, or tinfoil anti-alien helmets, and get a pencil. Each numbered image is a quote from a Television Show, Broadway Spectacular, or Movie. How many can you identify all on your own, no cheating – close that Google tab down!

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Are you a movie buff, a pop-culture vulture, or a chic geek? Do you quote famous lines of dialogue, get all those obscure references and ‘in’ jokes? Do you have a catalog of expressions that comes in handy in almost any situation, giving you instant hipster cred? There are 24 fabulously stitched up quotes in this quiz, so you are bound to know a bunch of these.

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Sometimes the best way to find a kindred spirit in a crowded room, at a party, or on the first day of work or school is to go with an inside joke that only those in the know will appreciate. Some of them are stolen from TV, Movies, or Broadway, but they all have one thing in common. Said in the right place at the right time they are absolutely hysterical and instantly bring to mind the scene of the line, the origin of the speeches, if you will.

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OK, enough with the puns and on with the fun, here are a heap of awesome quotes, all you have to do if figure out where they are from. They come in one of my favorite forms of geekery, crochet and cross-stitch. A very traditional medium with a very modern twist, it is the hipster equivalent of chalk and cheese, at least in my way of thinking.  Two things that are different, particularly two things that are superficially alike but very different in substance, or rather the opposite. Two things superficially different, but somehow alike in a hipster substance kind of way. Never mind, it’s hard to explain. It just works.

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I have numbered the images, the answers to the question “where did this quote come from?” can be found at the very bottom of this post, along with links to the fabulous Etsy shops where you can snap up these little bits of wonderful. Some of these hoop sayings are ready made, some are made-to-order, and others are patterns for you to download or receive and stitch up yourself. So read the individual Etsy listings to find out for sure what form of funny you are checking out.

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Whether hanging in a group on the wall near your entertainment section, or placed on a side table with your favorite family photos, you will surely have room in your home for a little awesome in an embroidery hoop. Now get cracking at my little test, and let me know in the comments just how many of these quotes you identified on first reading.

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Answers and Links To The Etsy Listings:

  1. Suck It, Trebek. [Quote from SNL Skit, Will Ferrell as Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy Parody, 1999] Embroidery Hoop, Blue Fiber Art Home Decor, 4″ Hoop by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  2.  Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. [Quote from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Captain Jean Luc Pickard] Cross Stitch PDF Pattern by BetaStitch, LadyBeta on Etsy.
  3. Suck It, Nerds. [Quote from Liz Lemon, 30 ROCK] Simple Home Decor, 3″ Art by StitchCulture on Etsy.
  4. Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner [Quote from Dirty Dancing, Johnny Castle played by Patrick Swayze] Beautiful and Charming, Hand Stitched, Ready-To-Hang Dirty Dancing Quote by My Heart & Anchor on Etsy.
  5. I Gave Her My Heart, She Gave Me A Pen. [Quote from Say Anything, by Lloyd Dobler played by Jon Cusack] Embroidery Hoop Art. Embroidered Quote, Ready To Ship by Gracey May on Etsy.
  6. I Saved Latin. What Did You Ever Do? [Quote from Rushmore, Max Fischer played by Jason Schwartzman] Embroidered Wall Art. Movie Quote by Gracey May on Etsy.
  7. There’s No Basement At The Alamo! [Quote from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Movie, voiced by Tina played by Jan Hooks to Pee-Wee played by Paul Reubens] Hand Embroidery Hoop – Pee-Wee by moxiedoll on Etsy.
  8. Does Barry Manilow Know You Raided His Wardrobe? [Quote from The Breakfast Club, John Bender played by Judd Nelson] Quote Framed Cross Stitch Sampler by Snarky Little Stitcher on Etsy.
  9. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. [Quote from The Office (US), voiced by Jim Halpert impersonating Dwight Schrute] Pop Culture TV Quote Hand Embroidery Hoop Art, Office Decor Wall Art by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  10. Stay In The House, Carl. [Quote from The Walking Dead, said by pretty much every other character on the show, but he never stays in the frippen house, does he?] by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  11. You’ve Got Red On You. [Quote from film Shaun of the Dead] Halloween Hand Embroidery Hoop Art, Zombie Blood Movie Quote Home Decor, 3″ by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  12. I’m Not Crazy. My Mother Had Me Tested. [Quote from The Big Bang Theory, said by Sheldon Cooper played by Jim Parsons] Hand Embroidery Hoop Art – Television Quote Comedy Hoop by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  13. I Don’t Have A Square To Spare, I Can’t Spare A Square. [Quote from Television Comedy “Seinfeld”, Episode ‘The Stall’ #76, dialogue between Elaine Benes played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Jane played by Jamie Gertz] Cross Stitch PDF Pattern by BetaStitch, LadyBeta on Etsy.
  14. No Day But Today. [Quote from the Broadway Musical “RENT” by Jonathan Larson] Hand Embroidery Hoop – Another Day by moxiedoll on Etsy.
  15. I Am So Smart. S – M – R – T. [Quote from Television Animated Comedy “The Simpsons”, Homer Simpson voice by Dan Castellaneta] Embroidery Hoop – TV Quote – Funny Television Home Back To School Dorm Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  16. You’re A Virgin Who Can’t Drive. [Quote from the 1995 film “Clueless”, said by Tai Frasier played by Brittany Murphy to Cher Horowitz, played by Alicia Silverstone] Hand Embroidery Hoop Art – 1990s Teen Movie Bright Pink Home Decor: Hoop Art by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  17. Clear Alcohols Are For Rich Women On Diets. [Quote from TV Show ‘Parks and Rec.’, uttered by Ron Swanson played by Nick Offerman] Hand Embroidery Hoop Art – Parks and Rec TV Quote: Kitchen Home Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  18. And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside. [Quote from STAR WARS: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, said by Han Solo played by Harrison Ford] Star Wars Embroidery for Tauntaun Lovers by Water Penny on Etsy.
  19. As You Wish. [Quote from the modern classic movie “The Princess Bride”, uttered repeatedly by Westley played by actor Cary Elwes] Cross Stitch Quote From The Princess Bride by (not so) Modern Millie on Etsy.
  20. There’s Always Money In The Banana Stand. [Quote from TV’s “Arrested Development” yelled by George Bluth at his son Michael Bluth, Season 1, Episode 2.] Cross Stitch Quote From Arrested Development by (not so) Modern Millie on Etsy.
  21. You Stay Classy, San Diego. [Quote from Comedy Film “Anchorman” starring Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy. This is his classic signature sign-off at the end of the News Broadcast.] Personalized Hand Embroidered Hoop Art – Customize to Your State, Home Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  22. Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try. [Quote from STAR WARS: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, said by Yoda, voiced by Frank Oz, to Luke Skywalker played by Mark Hamill] Hand Embroidered Hoop Art – Yoda Movie Quote/Motivational Embroidery Home Dorm Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  23. You Rush A Miracle Man, You Get Rotten Miracles. [Quote from “The Princess Bride”, uttered by Miracle Max, played by Billy Crystal] The Princess Bride Embroidery Hoop – Philosophical Movie Quote Home Decor – Made to Order by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  24. My Name’s Not F#@!ing Warren. [Quote from 1995 Teen Flick “Empire Records”, said by “Warren” played by Brendan Sexton] Embroidery Hoop – Empire Records Movie Quote Home Decor/Mature by Stitch Culture on Etsy.

How did you do kids?  I had to look up five of these classics myself, though one of them was on the tip of my tongue and I was so close to getting it. Meanwhile, looking up all the details for you made this one of my most research dense Blog posts yet. Who loves you? This Gal! Have a fabulous Wacky & Wonderful Wednesday everyone.

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Must Less Than Three Geeks – Wacky & Wonderful Wednesdays

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Geek Is Sexy White Racer Tank Top by repurposefulPUNK

Today’s post is the ultimate in geekery in-jokes, so I hope you are wearing your nerdy glasses and paying attention. I decided to do a little tribute to geek love, with Valentine’s Day just around the corner, to give you fellow procrastinators a chance to get in under the wire. You may not “get” all of these references, I swear I didn’t on first look, but you will find a few that hit the mark.  Some of these items are more “Valentine-y” than others, some would make great year round gifts for the gifted folks in your life. This is a rapid-fire image heavy post featuring the best ways to tell the fellow members of your nerd herd how special they are to you. All of these amazing items are available on Etsy. If you find one you love, follow the link to the fab shop where you can snag that swag.  By the end of this post, I hope you have found “joy”. Bazinga!

Nerd Love Card – Love Equation by 4/Four Cards
Soap Invaders Fun Vegan Game Soap by AJSweetSoap
Gollum and Dobby Are Best Friends T-Shirt by Line Draw T Shirts
I Love You More Thank Captain Picard – Red Blank Card, Star Trek Inspired by Crafting Tiger
Moustache Mug in Lime Green by Mr. Teacup
Star Trek “I Am Going To Klingon To You” Slogan Valentine’s Day Card by Kirsty Baker
Circuit Board Men’s Necktie – Metallic Copper and Silver Ink on Green or Black Tie by Scatterbrain Ties
Doctor Who Album Cover, 8×8 “Never Mind The Daleks” Print by Auto Geography
Ewok Love – Hand Embroidered by Chel Panda
Wait For It… Valentine Card – Pink by Gibberish2
Scrabble Tile Pendant Necklace – Love A Geek by Inked Qween
Dungeons and Dragons – Valentine Card by Paper Tiger Cards & Gifts
I “LIKE” You – Facebook Valentine Large Badge or Magnet by Nice Day Designs
Love Scrabble Valentines Day Card by doodlelove
Stormtrooper Cameo Portrait Hand-Painted Jewelry Box Porcelain, Altered Art by @utogeography
Geek Greeting Card – I Haz Your Heard – Red and Black 5×7 by The Wallaroo
Valentines Day Heart Shapped “Smitten” Snuggle Down for Warm Romantic Walks by I Sew Naked
Zombie Love Moleskine Large Journal (Lined) by Blackbird and Peacock
LEGO Inspired Minifigure Valentine Plush by Yellow Heads
Geek Humor Print – Evolution and Science, Burgundy 8×10 by The Wallaroo
Doctor Who Rose Pendant Necklace – Dr Who Inspired Tardi Artwork, Antiqued Bronze Setting, 18″ Chain by Jon Turner
Gollum Precious Valentine Card by Monkey Minion Press
Wizard Couple for Valentine’s Day – Two 18″x18″ Pillows by Pantoufle de Verre
The Love Bot 3000 ROBOT Geeky Valentines Day Balloon Art Print Upcycled Vintage Dictionary Page Book Art Print by Collage-O-Rama
Star Wars Yoda Hat for Infant, Toddler, Children, or Adults by The Hat Lady
Doctor Who Valentine’s Day Card by Bruce Loves You
Geekery Nerd Bazinga Big Bang Theory Geek Necklace by What A Novel Idea
Clink Illustration Print – Rosy Print Cheeks Nerds Kissing by le petit elefant
You Are My Density Love Leather Cuff Bracelet by Geek Decree
Keep Calm and Troll On – Funny Geek Internet Meme T-Shirt by Geek Things
Geek Glasses Hand Illustrated Valentine’s Day Card by Lucky & Luna
Make Love Not Horcruxes Necklace by Trophies Accio Jewelry
Complete Star Trek Pillow Set by Yellow Bug Boutique
Geekery Stare Wars Typography Art Print, The Force Is Strong 8×10″ Print by Wallfry
Green Lantern Inspired Hat – Super Hero Hand Knit Unisex by Body Upholstery
Chemical Romance Necklace in Red – Periodic Table, Double Sided by The Robot Princess
STAR TREK, Letterpress Valentine Card – Love Long and Prosper by Dingbat Press
Boba Fett and Dog The Bounty Hunter are Best Friends T-Shirt by Line Draw T Shirts
Lego Ring, Pink 2×2 Brick Swarovski Crystal Rhinestone Jewelry Pendant, Charm by petite Vanilla
Valentine Card – I Less Than Three You A Lot – 5×7 Greeting Card by The Wallaroo
Dungeons and Dragons – Frost D20 – Geek Gamer DnD Role Play RPG by Paw And Claw Designs
w00t leet speak geek T-Shirt – We Owned (Pwnd) Other Team by Geek Things
Apple Computer Geek Valentine – You Cmd+Z Me! – You Undo Me by Raw Art Letterpress
Star Was Cufflinks – Stormtrooper “I Had Friends On That Death Star” by Cool Cufflinks
Eye Love You (Choice of 1, You Pick The Colour) by The Burbs
Valentine’s Day – Customizable QR Code Valentine Card – Personalized With Your Own Message – Red 5×7 by The Wallaroo
You Can Haz Cheeseburger (? Veggie) Burgers Earrings with Tomato, Cheddar and Lettuce, Handmade by Roscata
You Complete Me – Tetris Valentines Day – Love Computer Geek Nerd – Video Game (Infant or Toddler Sizes) by Witty Bitty
Funny Valentine Card – Yoda Speak Greeting Card – Red and Black 5×7 Customizable Star Wars by The Wallaroo
ET and Yoda in Love T-Shirt by Line Draw T Shirts
Circuit Board Geekery Necklace – Red Long Recycled Computer Parts (Upcycled) by ReComputing
Mac Love – A Nerdy Valentine For Your Nerdy Valentine [Macintosh Plus & Floppy Disks] by The Rasilisk
Star Wars Key Chains – Han & Leia – “I Love You” and “I Know” – His & Hers Key Chains – Set of 2 by Spiffing Jewelry

 Are you still with me? Wow, you really are a geek there aren’t ya. This will be my last pre-Valentine’s Day post for the season. You have just six days left, this is a “Make It Work” moment for you people [gotta love Tim Gunn]. Happy Valentine’s Day if you are celebrating all that lovey-dovey stuff, and happy Wacky & Wonderful Wednesday if you don’t celebrate the V-Day. Oh, before I sign off for the day, these last two are particularly meaningful to me, so pay close attention. 😉

You’re The Only Bee In My Bonnet – They Might Be Giants TMBG “Birdhouse In Your Soul” Lyric in Small Cross Stitch by Alicia Watkins
Rick Roll Funny Geekery T-Shirt – Internet Meme by Geek Things

You didn’t actually think you were going to get to the end of this post without being Rick Rolled now did you?