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Keeping Me In Stitches – Wacky & Wonderful Wednesdays

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Can you identify these stitched up quotes and sayings? Are you ready to take a little quiz with me here at the ‘Fab’? Put on your thinking caps, or tinfoil anti-alien helmets, and get a pencil. Each numbered image is a quote from a Television Show, Broadway Spectacular, or Movie. How many can you identify all on your own, no cheating – close that Google tab down!

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Are you a movie buff, a pop-culture vulture, or a chic geek? Do you quote famous lines of dialogue, get all those obscure references and ‘in’ jokes? Do you have a catalog of expressions that comes in handy in almost any situation, giving you instant hipster cred? There are 24 fabulously stitched up quotes in this quiz, so you are bound to know a bunch of these.

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Sometimes the best way to find a kindred spirit in a crowded room, at a party, or on the first day of work or school is to go with an inside joke that only those in the know will appreciate. Some of them are stolen from TV, Movies, or Broadway, but they all have one thing in common. Said in the right place at the right time they are absolutely hysterical and instantly bring to mind the scene of the line, the origin of the speeches, if you will.

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OK, enough with the puns and on with the fun, here are a heap of awesome quotes, all you have to do if figure out where they are from. They come in one of my favorite forms of geekery, crochet and cross-stitch. A very traditional medium with a very modern twist, it is the hipster equivalent of chalk and cheese, at least in my way of thinking.  Two things that are different, particularly two things that are superficially alike but very different in substance, or rather the opposite. Two things superficially different, but somehow alike in a hipster substance kind of way. Never mind, it’s hard to explain. It just works.

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I have numbered the images, the answers to the question “where did this quote come from?” can be found at the very bottom of this post, along with links to the fabulous Etsy shops where you can snap up these little bits of wonderful. Some of these hoop sayings are ready made, some are made-to-order, and others are patterns for you to download or receive and stitch up yourself. So read the individual Etsy listings to find out for sure what form of funny you are checking out.

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Whether hanging in a group on the wall near your entertainment section, or placed on a side table with your favorite family photos, you will surely have room in your home for a little awesome in an embroidery hoop. Now get cracking at my little test, and let me know in the comments just how many of these quotes you identified on first reading.

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Answers and Links To The Etsy Listings:

  1. Suck It, Trebek. [Quote from SNL Skit, Will Ferrell as Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy Parody, 1999] Embroidery Hoop, Blue Fiber Art Home Decor, 4″ Hoop by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  2.  Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. [Quote from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Captain Jean Luc Pickard] Cross Stitch PDF Pattern by BetaStitch, LadyBeta on Etsy.
  3. Suck It, Nerds. [Quote from Liz Lemon, 30 ROCK] Simple Home Decor, 3″ Art by StitchCulture on Etsy.
  4. Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner [Quote from Dirty Dancing, Johnny Castle played by Patrick Swayze] Beautiful and Charming, Hand Stitched, Ready-To-Hang Dirty Dancing Quote by My Heart & Anchor on Etsy.
  5. I Gave Her My Heart, She Gave Me A Pen. [Quote from Say Anything, by Lloyd Dobler played by Jon Cusack] Embroidery Hoop Art. Embroidered Quote, Ready To Ship by Gracey May on Etsy.
  6. I Saved Latin. What Did You Ever Do? [Quote from Rushmore, Max Fischer played by Jason Schwartzman] Embroidered Wall Art. Movie Quote by Gracey May on Etsy.
  7. There’s No Basement At The Alamo! [Quote from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Movie, voiced by Tina played by Jan Hooks to Pee-Wee played by Paul Reubens] Hand Embroidery Hoop – Pee-Wee by moxiedoll on Etsy.
  8. Does Barry Manilow Know You Raided His Wardrobe? [Quote from The Breakfast Club, John Bender played by Judd Nelson] Quote Framed Cross Stitch Sampler by Snarky Little Stitcher on Etsy.
  9. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. [Quote from The Office (US), voiced by Jim Halpert impersonating Dwight Schrute] Pop Culture TV Quote Hand Embroidery Hoop Art, Office Decor Wall Art by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  10. Stay In The House, Carl. [Quote from The Walking Dead, said by pretty much every other character on the show, but he never stays in the frippen house, does he?] by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  11. You’ve Got Red On You. [Quote from film Shaun of the Dead] Halloween Hand Embroidery Hoop Art, Zombie Blood Movie Quote Home Decor, 3″ by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  12. I’m Not Crazy. My Mother Had Me Tested. [Quote from The Big Bang Theory, said by Sheldon Cooper played by Jim Parsons] Hand Embroidery Hoop Art – Television Quote Comedy Hoop by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  13. I Don’t Have A Square To Spare, I Can’t Spare A Square. [Quote from Television Comedy “Seinfeld”, Episode ‘The Stall’ #76, dialogue between Elaine Benes played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Jane played by Jamie Gertz] Cross Stitch PDF Pattern by BetaStitch, LadyBeta on Etsy.
  14. No Day But Today. [Quote from the Broadway Musical “RENT” by Jonathan Larson] Hand Embroidery Hoop – Another Day by moxiedoll on Etsy.
  15. I Am So Smart. S – M – R – T. [Quote from Television Animated Comedy “The Simpsons”, Homer Simpson voice by Dan Castellaneta] Embroidery Hoop – TV Quote – Funny Television Home Back To School Dorm Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  16. You’re A Virgin Who Can’t Drive. [Quote from the 1995 film “Clueless”, said by Tai Frasier played by Brittany Murphy to Cher Horowitz, played by Alicia Silverstone] Hand Embroidery Hoop Art – 1990s Teen Movie Bright Pink Home Decor: Hoop Art by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  17. Clear Alcohols Are For Rich Women On Diets. [Quote from TV Show ‘Parks and Rec.’, uttered by Ron Swanson played by Nick Offerman] Hand Embroidery Hoop Art – Parks and Rec TV Quote: Kitchen Home Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  18. And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside. [Quote from STAR WARS: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, said by Han Solo played by Harrison Ford] Star Wars Embroidery for Tauntaun Lovers by Water Penny on Etsy.
  19. As You Wish. [Quote from the modern classic movie “The Princess Bride”, uttered repeatedly by Westley played by actor Cary Elwes] Cross Stitch Quote From The Princess Bride by (not so) Modern Millie on Etsy.
  20. There’s Always Money In The Banana Stand. [Quote from TV’s “Arrested Development” yelled by George Bluth at his son Michael Bluth, Season 1, Episode 2.] Cross Stitch Quote From Arrested Development by (not so) Modern Millie on Etsy.
  21. You Stay Classy, San Diego. [Quote from Comedy Film “Anchorman” starring Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy. This is his classic signature sign-off at the end of the News Broadcast.] Personalized Hand Embroidered Hoop Art – Customize to Your State, Home Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  22. Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try. [Quote from STAR WARS: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, said by Yoda, voiced by Frank Oz, to Luke Skywalker played by Mark Hamill] Hand Embroidered Hoop Art – Yoda Movie Quote/Motivational Embroidery Home Dorm Decor by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  23. You Rush A Miracle Man, You Get Rotten Miracles. [Quote from “The Princess Bride”, uttered by Miracle Max, played by Billy Crystal] The Princess Bride Embroidery Hoop – Philosophical Movie Quote Home Decor – Made to Order by Stitch Culture on Etsy.
  24. My Name’s Not F#@!ing Warren. [Quote from 1995 Teen Flick “Empire Records”, said by “Warren” played by Brendan Sexton] Embroidery Hoop – Empire Records Movie Quote Home Decor/Mature by Stitch Culture on Etsy.

How did you do kids?  I had to look up five of these classics myself, though one of them was on the tip of my tongue and I was so close to getting it. Meanwhile, looking up all the details for you made this one of my most research dense Blog posts yet. Who loves you? This Gal! Have a fabulous Wacky & Wonderful Wednesday everyone.

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Humane Anatomy 101 – Strange Stuff Saturdays

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Lungs Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

As a nurse, I always have an eye out for alternatives to standard methods of teaching about the anatomy and human body, especially when it comes to teaching kids. Visual aids, interactive digital applications, and medical illustrations have come so far in showing us the structures we seek to know more about, we need no longer go through the act of dissection to understand them. Unless you are planning to become a medical practitioner or coroner, an embalmer or funeral director, you need not see an actual cadaver either.  So when I spotted these fabulous and fun items from Your Organ Grinder on Etsy, I was smitten. I know dozens of doctors and nurses that would love to have a pin like one of these attached to their boring white lab coat, not only cute and funny, but also a visual aid they can use to describe things to their patients. WIN – WIN!

Rainbow Hand Screen Printed Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

  

Plant Cell Embroidery Hoop by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

I remember my Grade 11 Science Lab well, not so much for the students or the teacher, though I do remember him, he was a real hardcore nerd.  I remember the room itself. There were dying plants on the window sill, there were boxes full of slides showing the various stages of mitosis and cell structures, and then there were the jars and cases containing preserved specimens. Slices of a cancerous lung, and various strange creatures, from insects to sea creatures. Oh yes, and then there were the fetal pigs that we had to dissect in pairs. I was luckily absent due to illness, in hospital actually, at the time of that section, and didn’t have to participate beyond the final day, when all the class had their piggies out on trays, the smell of formaldehyde was overwhelming, and we had to label a paper diagram with all the organs and major structures.  I aced it, proving to me at once that you need not dissect a poor helpless fish, frog, or piglet to learn about anatomy.

Kidneys In A Jar by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

 

Pelvis Brass Necklace by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

 

I went on, as many of you know, to become a registered nurse. I not only studied human biology in my Community College Diploma course, but also at the University level as I got my Baccalaureate Degree.  I went further and studied Neonatal Anatomy, specifically, as well as work on my Master’s Degree and learn Anatomy and Physiology on par with any medical student.  I never had to harm so much as a flea, and never saw a cadaver. I studied in books, I had hands on experiences in the Operating Room and with post-operative patient care, including wound care.

Animal Cell Brooch Biology by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

Placenta Jar Anatomical Curio Specimen by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

After having my own series of surgeries, starting at the age of 16, I also understood from a patients perspective and through long discussion with my Health Care Team, what was going to be done, how the body heals, and what tissues would be involved in the trauma of surgery.  I am always thankful for the great care I received, but I strongly object to the use and abuse of animals to learn about anatomy. I am now a vegan, and find an even more compelling rationale for this belief  rooted in compassion.  This is where compassion, cute, and fun geekery all meet up.

Breast Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

Pancreas Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

  
Your Organ Grinder is the amazing creator of all of these fabulous and smart “soft curiosities”, and I was a fan from the day I first spotted the shop on Etsy.  Self described as;

“Handmade Specimens in Jars, Brooches and Displays. Anatomical Curios, Medical Marvels, Taxidermy in Felt. Felted Brains and other Organs and Parasites.”

the items are handmade in felt and hail from Australia. This shop offers pure fun, and makes for a great gift for the medically inclined people in your life, be they physicians or nurses, science teachers, med students, or even a friend recovering from surgery.

Appendix Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

Heart Specimen Jar by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

I find this use of felt to be absolutely genius, frankly.  It takes “guts” to wear a Colon as a brooch on your jacket, pun intended. The newer brass editions to the line are fabulous too, giving a brilliant framework for skeletal projections. While many items are ready made, some are made to order, and Your Organ Grinder is willing to work with you to fulfill custom organ orders too. There are also plenty of tongue in cheek zombie organs, perfect to add to your own collection of oddities and finds, without harming a single zombie in the process.

Zombie Brain Specimen Jar, Green Brain by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

Tooth Cross Section Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

 
Brooches and Jewelry, Hair Accessories, Pillows, and Jar Specimens are just a few of the fabulous items on offer. Make sure you take a look into Your Organ Grinder on Etsy, and see if you can’t find the perfect specimen to add to your wardrobe or curio cabinet today, and show everyone that you have a heart, a spleen, an ovary or a prostate, or even a brain for that matter.

Eyeball Hairclip Green Iris by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

Gall Bladder Brooch by Your Organ Grinder on Etsy.

Marvelous Mounts – Strange Stuff Saturdays

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Rhinka The Rhino – Amigurumi Rhino – Faux Taxidermy Crochet Wall Decor by Sanda, Pepika Amigurumi Patterns on Etsy. [Pattern Only]

When I was a child, my parents purchased an old but formerly grand small hotel in cottage country. After one season in that strange structure with a giant kitchen and tiny winding staircases, creaking floorboards and peeling white paint, my father had that sad hazardous fire trap of a building torn down and worked with an architect to build a modern winterized cottage in it’s place.

Faux Taxidermy Rabbit by Sabine Alpers, FAUX FAUNA on Etsy.
Custom Mounted Animal, Hand Sculpted OOAK by Ashleigh Burbidge, The Burbs on Etsy.
Yellow Pig – Mounted by Taylor Hart, Nothing But A Pigeon on Etsy.

One thing I remember distinctly from one of the drawing rooms in the place was the two mounted Stag Heads on the wall. They had been there for decades likely, with sad looking glossy glass eyes and majestic raised heads.  I am not now nor have ever been a fan of taxidermy. I don’t know anyone who actually owns a gun, much less hunts, and I care far more for the ecosystem and all it’s creatures to ever dare approve of hunting for sport alone. But there is something very rustic and traditional about having these sorts of items in a cabin or cottage setting.

Orange & Robins Egg Blue Dear Head Wall Mount by Hannah Reed, Banana Tree Studios on Etsy.
The Hooper – Blue Raspberry Resin Shark Head – Chic & Trendy by White Faux Taxidermy on Etsy.  
Captain Moose-Stachio – Faux Taxidermy Eye Patch and Mustached Deer/Moose Trophy by Bree Y., Anatomically Incorrect Creatures on Etsy. [Made To Order]

Our family, though no longer cottagers, still has one of those mounted stags, long ago named ‘Charlie”. It resides in my sister’s family Ski Lodge, with a place of honor. It reminds us to respect the animals, wild and otherwise around us, and makes us aware that the number of those majestic animals is in serious decline.

Custom Mounted Deer Head – Animal Friendly Taxidermy by Stephanie Garcia, Pockets with Posies on Etsy.
Custom Mounted Animal, Hand Sculpted OOAK by Ashleigh Burbidge, The Burbs on Etsy.
The Calhoun – White w/Silver Glitter Horns Resin Rhino Head – Chic & Trendy by White Faux Taxidermy on Etsy.

However you feel on the subject, you cannot deny that sometimes a little reminder of the traditions of the past, the whimsical side of our natural environment is often something we are missing.  We mostly live in the city and rarely see wild animals, unless you consider the odd squirrel or chipmunk, even a raccoon raiding your garbage bin ‘wild’.  Today’s strange stuff post takes a fun look at a much more magical ‘faux’ taxidermy that while strange to some, definitely has it’s share of charm.  Check out these wonderful offerings and consider if there is a place in your home for a little faux friend on the wall.

Wilbur Head Mount OOAK by Ghoulie Girls, Shop Ghoulie Girls on Etsy.
Needle Felted Cow Head, Style Faux Taxidermy by Sabine Alpers, FAUX FAUNA on Etsy.
Foxy (Orange & White) by Taylor Hart, Nothing But A Pigeon on Etsy.    

Small Art Big Love – Found On A Friday

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“Jake The Tortoise” Hand Sewn Brooch, Felt Badge, Tortoise Pin by Jess Quinn.

 Sometimes in my travels I stumble upon something that is so many wonderful things in one shop that I can’t decide upon which day of the week to feature it. That is why I am thankful for Fridays, where anything goes here on the Fab.  When I cam across the Etsy Shop of Jess Quinn, I knew the only place to do her amazing stash justice was to place it in a Friday feature.  Simply called Small Art, Jess’s shop is full of the most fabulous items, from paper goods, cloth dolls, clay creations, felt accessories, original oil paintings, and so much more. If this is Quinn’s idea of ‘small’, I can’t imagine what she considers to be ‘large’. With almost 150 items in her Etsy Shop, I would say there is nothing small about the work of Jess Quinn at all.

The Woodsman – Art Doll, Soft Sculpture by Jess Quinn.
Alphabet Fairy – Wood Art Doll – Beatrice by Jess Quinn.
“Higgety Pop” Vintage Altered Art Doll by Jess Quinn.

What is really special about Jess’s Shop is the way she presents her fabulous items.  The photos are precious and engaging, and they make you want to look closer.  She will create a whole tableau of items around her dolls, brooches, and other items, often using dollhouse furniture or toys that not only add a sense of playful whimsy, but also indicate the scale of items for sale. 

Easter Bunny Hair Band/Fascinator – Pink Felt Bunny Rabbit by Jess Quinn.
Spring Bib Necklace, Fabric Pink Clown – Blue Pom Poms – Embroidered Textile by Jess Quinn.
Little Indian Head Dress, Dressing Up, Head Band – Native American by Jess Quinn.

The little [ and big ] pops of colour against a white background are perfectly styled. Her accessories are often worn by adorable kiddies with naturally silly smiles or honest pouts, and her paper goods and artwork are presented in the perfect lighting to make them appear as magical as you know that they are.

“Isabelle” Girl In A Yellow Dress – Illustrated Greeting Card by Jess Quinn.
“Girl With Apples” Illustrated Greeting Card, Printed Drawing, Black & White by Jess Quinn.
“Knitting Queen” Illustrated Greetings Card, Printed Drawing by Jess Quinn.

Items in Jess Quinn‘s shop range in price from less than $2.00 USD to just over $200.00 USD. That means there is something  for every budget and every taste.  Shipping from Bristol, England in the UK, shipping cost are excessively reasonable. The cards are frame-able art, the dolls enchanting, the brooches would make brilliant gifts, and the accessories are instant one-of-a-kind treasures.

“Bitsy Boo” Fabric Art Doll, Red Felt, Little Girl, Linen Cloth Doll by Jess Quinn.
“Miko & Molly” Hanging Fabric Decoration, Printed Cotton Sweethearts, Vintage Silk by Jess Quinn.
Cloth Art Doll, Soft Sculpture, Textile, Square Clown Blue by Jess Quinn.

Jess takes great care when describing her items, often including little anecdotes about their inspirations, the materials used, and the dimension of the items.  All essential information when you are buying handmade goods online. I have to commend her on her presentation style, her shop feels intimate and you get the distinct impression that you are getting a peek ‘behind the curtain’.

“Miss Bird” Clay Brooch, Circus Pin – Hand Painted Small Sculpture by Jess Quinn.
Clown Art Doll, Clay – Textile, Felt Fabric, Hand Painted by Jess Quinn.
Clay Brooch, Wearable Art, Hand Painted Pin – Green, Lettuce by Jess Quinn.

Jess has divided her shop into specific categories of items, so I decided to present a few of examples of her work that reside under each category heading so you can get a good idea of the range of whimsical items she offers.  As always, I showcase items that tend to appeal to my taste, but there is so much more to be discovered in Jess’s Small Art shop. Jess herself calls her items Unique Artworks and Original Gifts, I would stress the unique, I haven’t seen anything quite so fantastically outside of the box in my recent travels.

“Clown Miko” Felt Brooch, Pillow Pin Portrait, Wearable Art by Jess Quinn.
“Bunnyhoot” Small Art Doll, Purple Felt Brooch, Plush Forest Creature by Jess Quinn.
“Matilda Mouse” Felt Brooch – White Mouse Bow Tie Pin, Printed Drawing by Jess Quinn.

You really must take a closer look at the work of this Art School graduate and mother of three, who says she comes from a family of ‘makers’. I rather like that statement, I can identify with it completely. For more information on her captivating work, you can also swing by her Blog and check out what Jess is currently up to. You might also like to know that Jess is offering a “Free Shipping” code until March 11th, 2012 and that currently she is having a small Spring Clean Sale on selected items in her shop, as if you needed more reason to head over and check it out. It may be Small Art, but I have big love for it. [In particular, that “Jake The Tortoise” Brooch at the top of the post, how incredibly sweet it is!]

Small Oil Painting on Canvas, “Sisters” by Jess Quinn.
“Infanta Margarita in Moonlight”, Small Oil Painting on Canvas by Jess Quinn.
“Mary” Small Oil Painting on Canvas by Jess Quinn.

Links:
Small Art – Etsy Shop
Jess Quinn’s Etsy Profile
Jess Quinn’s Blog

“Tom & Nancy” Wooden Art Dolls, Hand Painted by Jess Quinn.
“Lulu” Wooden Brooch, Wearable Art – Hand Painted Pin by Jess Quinn.
“Eric” Wooden Badge, Hand Painted Pin – Wearable Art by Jess Quinn.

Note: All Designs and Images are the Intellectual Property and Copyright of Jessica Quinn and QUINN. No infringement is intended. Please contact Jess Quinn directly with inquiries about her work. Follow the links provided under each image in this post  for further information about the items featured in the post, including price, payment options, availability, and shipping information. 

No Strings Attached – Strange Stuff Saturdays

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Hand Puppet – Jack (Rabbit) by Nicole Ponce, Ponster on Etsy.

I have a very long and somewhat bizarre history with hand puppets. I find them to be a very interesting form of art, but there is something almost creepy about them, and sometimes I find them a little bit off putting, I am not sure why.  It really depends on the individual puppets, and who is making them speak. Perhaps that is why they make the perfect subject of today’s Strange Stuff Saturdays post. 

EMMETT Hand Puppet by Megan, Furry Guys on Etsy.
Henry the Hand Puppet Made of 100% Recycled Wool by Margaret Nathon, The Creative Frog on Etsy.

Hand Puppet – Dog – Pink by iasio on Etsy.

In my earliest recollections, I know that I watched Mr. Rogers Neighborhood on television, perhaps it was the mid-seventies. I was just a little girl, and children’s television was a new genre.  I remember when Mr. Rogers would transition into the land of make-believe by following that little trolley car, there were the creepiest looking puppets in this “make believe” land. Even as a child I knew it wasn’t really a dream state, it was just that dude Mr. Rogers in another part of the studio, talking to a bunch of creepy puppets.  I was particularly weirded out by King Friday. I have no idea why, but I knew his voice was the same as Mr. Rogers.

Forget-Me-Not, A Bunny Handpuppet by clothmoth on Etsy.
Gorgeous Hand Felted Puppet ‘Donkey 1’ by Gladys Paulus on Etsy.
Troll Hand Puppet of 3 Billy Goats Gruff by Mary-Ellen O’Neil, at Meoneil on Etsy.

At the same time, Sesame Street was taking off in popularity. I found those puppets, a version of hand puppet, to be really adorable, and I was always trying to figure out how they were controlled. I understood that they were puppets, but I often got lost in the magic, since the voices seemed so original and the characters were all very well defined. They didn’t bother me at all, and to this day I love Muppets in all forms.

Fairy Godmother Puppet by Jessica MacLean, Geeky and Cheeky on Etsy.
Roofus Dog Hand Puppet or Ventriloquist Puppet Custom Order by Bob Wolanin, Bob’s Imagination on Etsy.

Handmade Large Green Octopus Hand Puppet by Mike Artelle, Artelle Puppets on Etsy.

My mother was always very crafty, and we did several projects that involved making puppets.  We used wooden spoons to make a very simple puppet with a face on the spoon end, wrapped up in a tea towel. I remember her buying “DAS“, which was one of the first commercial clay products for home use. It would air dry to a solid but light finish, and then you could paint it. My mother had us all make “Clown Heads” out of DAS, with small plastic eyes and mouths you could stick right into the clay before it dried. We then painted them, and she actually sewed up a bunch of tiny clown costumes for the puppets. It was a bit creepy, but still a fun activity. You can apparently still buy DAS. Who knew.

Klotild, The Witch – Handpuppet by Agnes Abraham, AgneShop on Etsy.
Hedgehog Glove Puppet by Ruta Staseviciute, rstaseviciute on Etsy.
Figgy The Upcycled Bird Puppet by Amy Hofacker, Funamals on Etsy.

For one of my siblings birthday parties, my mother decided that my twin sister and I should provide the entertainment, in the form of a puppet show. I don’t remember what the story was, perhaps it was “The Frog Prince”, but my father built a huge puppet theater for us to stand behind and work our magic, I can’t imagine it being a very successful show for an audience of children no older than 5 years. 

Subhadra Puppet by Leslie Howard, Govinda’s Peace Farm on Etsy.
Bird Eco-Puppet Made With Upcycled and Post Consumer Waste, Handmade Felt by Natasha Henderson, HendersonArt on Etsy.
Yellow Monster Hand Puppet or Ventriloquist Puppet (BigOOdle 49cm) by PuppetOOdle on Etsy.

So here we are, I have a mixed bag of childhood memories involving hand puppets. Some good, some weird, and some just strange.  So I decided to take a look about Etsy to see if anyone had some great hand puppets, made by hand, that I could share with you and thus redeem myself from ‘puppet ambiguity’ in decades past.  I was surprised at just how much I loved looking at these charming and odd puppets, they just look like a whole lot of fun. I could see them being used to make up some silly and fun stories with children and family members, or perhaps used in a classroom setting.  I could also see a drama department at a local high-school going crazy for some of these puppets, I can only imagine how insane that puppet show would be. Some of these sweeties would just be fun to use for play.

Hand Puppet Large Aqua Blue Monster with Moving Mouth by Sarah, OnHandByHand on Etsy.
Bitsy The Rug Monster Hand Puppet – Promises Not To Bite by Anne M. Thorson, THE PUPPET REGIME on Etsy.
Sarah the Foamie Puppet by Sharona Reouveni, Raisinlike on Etsy.

However you see yourself using hand puppets, if in fact you can see it, I just had to show you some of these amazing Etsy finds.  If for no other reason than to make you smile, you need to check out these amazing puppet makers. This is just the smallest collection of puppets, there are many more to be discovered at these and other Etsy shops, so take a wander over with the links provided under the images and take a little look-see at what other marvelously strange and wonderful puppets you can literally get your hands on, and in, as the case may be. Call me a puppet convert, I just can’t help but love this crazy band of characters.

Pukeko Hand Puppet by Sara L Johnston, NZ Creatively Crafted on Etsy.
Hand Puppet Awesome Cute and OOAK Green Creature From The Blackberry Bush with A Sweet Little Violet Cloak by Holle La Luna, Priestess Design on Etsy.
Deborah The Trophy Wife – A Sock Zombie Puppet with Pink Hair and Aqua Eyes by Erin Glaser, Underroos on Etsy.

NOTE: All images and products in the post are the intellectual property and copyright of the individual artists and Etsy stores indicated. No infringement is intended. Please follow the link under each image for more information on each puppet, including price, availability, and shipping rates.

Coasting Into The Weekend – Time Travel Thursdays

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Retro Hallmark Colorful Clock Happy New Years Paper Coasters (12) at Boston Bag Lady

One of the most unappreciated and hardest working items in your home is sitting right there under your beverage of choice. Whether it be coffee, tea, cola, water, or some newfangled energy drink, when we go to place it down on our desk or coffee table, we usually plunk it right down on a coaster. If you don’t have any, you either have a series of lovely water mark rings all over the furniture, or you have been making do with any book, towel, or piece of mail that might be lying close at hand when you need it.

Mod Faux Tortoiseshell Coasters – Soovia Janis at Retrospective Orange
Fabulous Set of Vintage Straw Coasters – Olive Green and Turquoise – 1960s at Renaissance Couture

Since it is Time Travel day here at the Fab, I decided it was time to take a look back at some Coasters from the past. I am not referring to The Coasters by the way, you know, the band that gave us such great hits as “Charlie Brown” and “Yakety Yak” way back in the 1950s. Not one to let the opportunity pass, I will give you a little musical accompaniment to this post. Enjoy looking at these adorable and clearly fabulous vintage coasters, all available on Etsy right now. All the links are listed under the images so you can go check them out and get some great vintage goodness into your humble abode very soon. This is just a small sample of course, there are many other styles and colors listed from a variety of eras in addition to the heaps of new, upcycled, or hand-made coasters listed on Etsy.

Vintage 50s/60s Party Coasters at Nevermore Vintage
Aluminum Coaster Set 6 Pastel Colors Mid Century 1950’s Vintage by CraZy DreamZ

Coasters do their job, and that is a wonderful thing, but they can also be incredibly hip, kitschy, or decorative too. Your mother or grandmother may have been adamant that you use one on her wooden furniture, but today’s IKEA particle board and laminate home decor is much more forgiving. So why get yourself coasters, you ask? Because it’s a way of personalizing your space and adding a little extra touch of wonderful in a very cookie-cutter world. Vintage coasters, in particular, are really fun to collect, they are made with so many materials, and they will be a great topic of conversation at your next house party. Need yet another reason to love vintage coasters? Most of these sets range from $10 – $20 USD per set, a lot less then you would expect for something that is practically one of a kind these days. OK, now I can relax and set my iced glass of Coke Zero down without fear as I “coast” into Friday.

Fantastic Plastic

Citrus Coasters (1960-1970) at Wolf House Vintage
Vintage Set of Eight Coasters In Caddy at BMTvintage
Fifties Style Blue Green Coasters with Holder at OldLibrary
1970s Vintage Orange and Yellow Plastic Turtle Coasters at Tattered Lace

Paper & Felt

Vintage 1960s Hallmark Retro Mod Felt Cocktail Coasters at Let’s Love Vintage
Set of Vintage Coasters Depicting the 1932 Chevrolet Roadster at Memory Saver Vintage Treasures
Perky Pink Poodle, Ready For Drinks (6) at tinygirl vintage
Vintage Novelty Coasters/Ashtrays in Original Box at NeatoKeen
Vintage Martha and the Vandellas Paper Coaster Set at Retroclectic
Vintage 1960s Retro Card Party Coasters (Set of 11) at Shutter and Sparks
Pimpernel Coasters Set of 6 Made in England, Tennis Anyone? at Sweetie2Sweetie
Smartie Coasters Cocktail Mats – Cheeky Sayings at Tree House Club
Vintage Set of Cocktail Coasters – Liquor Bottles – New Years Eve Cocktail Party at Vintage Zen

Flora & Fauna

Vintage Coaster Set In Box From Japan (8) at kris67
Vintage Coasters Six Coasters Gold and White with Daisies by Wm. A Rogers Ltd. Made in Japan at It’s A Good Thing
Vintage 1970s Mid-Century Flower Coasters at Moderra
Vintage Orange & Gold Coasters in a Canister (6) at OrWa Designs
Vintage China Coasters from England at Quaint Collector
Vintage Glass Coaster Set – 4 Leaf Clover Design at Ric’s Relics

Vintage Danish Modern Wood Pear Coaster Set (6) with Stand at littlegoodwolf

Everything Else

Vintage Cocktail Party Coasters. 1950s French Language Humor/Gag at RubyFloy
Set of Four Ceramic French Fancy Designed Coasters with Cork Bottoms at My Oh Miles
Vintage Pewter Coasters Made in Bolivia, Rare Find at HanieBCreations
Susie Cooper Kestrel Design – Set of 4 Saucers or Coasters at Florence & Ruby Vintage

Non-Pro Tip

6 Vintage Big-Eye Love Girl Tin Litho Tea Set Plates at VintageFunland

Before I go, I wanted to add my own little Upcycle-It Tip for all you fun kitschy doll-loving one-of-a-kind [OOAK] type folks out there. When I saw that Florence & Ruby Vintage was using small demitasse saucers as coasters (a brilliant idea actually), I took it one step farther and offer up this sweet little twist.

7 Vintage OHIO ARTS Childs Tin PLATES Colorful Designs Graphics Toy Assemblage at Sweet Kate

Remember all those awesome Tea Sets we played with as kids? That little set of plates and dishes we would pile Cheerios on to play house with, and then never pretend to wash? If you can find a great set of those little Vintage goodies in your Etsy travels, you may just have found the most ninja-butt-kicking set of OOAK coasters for your funky little crash pad.  Remember to check the diameter of the plate in the item description so that you can be sure your favorite cuppa will sit in it nicely.  You can get a matching set of plates, or if you really want to shake things up, or give them a stir [your call], mix and match a pile of little tin plates for a OOAK collection of great coasters that will cost you just a few dollars to pull together.

Let’s Have A Tea Party. Instant Collection — 9 Child’s Metal Tin Plate Set at Online Vintage

Must Less Than Three Geeks – Wacky & Wonderful Wednesdays

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Geek Is Sexy White Racer Tank Top by repurposefulPUNK

Today’s post is the ultimate in geekery in-jokes, so I hope you are wearing your nerdy glasses and paying attention. I decided to do a little tribute to geek love, with Valentine’s Day just around the corner, to give you fellow procrastinators a chance to get in under the wire. You may not “get” all of these references, I swear I didn’t on first look, but you will find a few that hit the mark.  Some of these items are more “Valentine-y” than others, some would make great year round gifts for the gifted folks in your life. This is a rapid-fire image heavy post featuring the best ways to tell the fellow members of your nerd herd how special they are to you. All of these amazing items are available on Etsy. If you find one you love, follow the link to the fab shop where you can snag that swag.  By the end of this post, I hope you have found “joy”. Bazinga!

Nerd Love Card – Love Equation by 4/Four Cards
Soap Invaders Fun Vegan Game Soap by AJSweetSoap
Gollum and Dobby Are Best Friends T-Shirt by Line Draw T Shirts
I Love You More Thank Captain Picard – Red Blank Card, Star Trek Inspired by Crafting Tiger
Moustache Mug in Lime Green by Mr. Teacup
Star Trek “I Am Going To Klingon To You” Slogan Valentine’s Day Card by Kirsty Baker
Circuit Board Men’s Necktie – Metallic Copper and Silver Ink on Green or Black Tie by Scatterbrain Ties
Doctor Who Album Cover, 8×8 “Never Mind The Daleks” Print by Auto Geography
Ewok Love – Hand Embroidered by Chel Panda
Wait For It… Valentine Card – Pink by Gibberish2
Scrabble Tile Pendant Necklace – Love A Geek by Inked Qween
Dungeons and Dragons – Valentine Card by Paper Tiger Cards & Gifts
I “LIKE” You – Facebook Valentine Large Badge or Magnet by Nice Day Designs
Love Scrabble Valentines Day Card by doodlelove
Stormtrooper Cameo Portrait Hand-Painted Jewelry Box Porcelain, Altered Art by @utogeography
Geek Greeting Card – I Haz Your Heard – Red and Black 5×7 by The Wallaroo
Valentines Day Heart Shapped “Smitten” Snuggle Down for Warm Romantic Walks by I Sew Naked
Zombie Love Moleskine Large Journal (Lined) by Blackbird and Peacock
LEGO Inspired Minifigure Valentine Plush by Yellow Heads
Geek Humor Print – Evolution and Science, Burgundy 8×10 by The Wallaroo
Doctor Who Rose Pendant Necklace – Dr Who Inspired Tardi Artwork, Antiqued Bronze Setting, 18″ Chain by Jon Turner
Gollum Precious Valentine Card by Monkey Minion Press
Wizard Couple for Valentine’s Day – Two 18″x18″ Pillows by Pantoufle de Verre
The Love Bot 3000 ROBOT Geeky Valentines Day Balloon Art Print Upcycled Vintage Dictionary Page Book Art Print by Collage-O-Rama
Star Wars Yoda Hat for Infant, Toddler, Children, or Adults by The Hat Lady
Doctor Who Valentine’s Day Card by Bruce Loves You
Geekery Nerd Bazinga Big Bang Theory Geek Necklace by What A Novel Idea
Clink Illustration Print – Rosy Print Cheeks Nerds Kissing by le petit elefant
You Are My Density Love Leather Cuff Bracelet by Geek Decree
Keep Calm and Troll On – Funny Geek Internet Meme T-Shirt by Geek Things
Geek Glasses Hand Illustrated Valentine’s Day Card by Lucky & Luna
Make Love Not Horcruxes Necklace by Trophies Accio Jewelry
Complete Star Trek Pillow Set by Yellow Bug Boutique
Geekery Stare Wars Typography Art Print, The Force Is Strong 8×10″ Print by Wallfry
Green Lantern Inspired Hat – Super Hero Hand Knit Unisex by Body Upholstery
Chemical Romance Necklace in Red – Periodic Table, Double Sided by The Robot Princess
STAR TREK, Letterpress Valentine Card – Love Long and Prosper by Dingbat Press
Boba Fett and Dog The Bounty Hunter are Best Friends T-Shirt by Line Draw T Shirts
Lego Ring, Pink 2×2 Brick Swarovski Crystal Rhinestone Jewelry Pendant, Charm by petite Vanilla
Valentine Card – I Less Than Three You A Lot – 5×7 Greeting Card by The Wallaroo
Dungeons and Dragons – Frost D20 – Geek Gamer DnD Role Play RPG by Paw And Claw Designs
w00t leet speak geek T-Shirt – We Owned (Pwnd) Other Team by Geek Things
Apple Computer Geek Valentine – You Cmd+Z Me! – You Undo Me by Raw Art Letterpress
Star Was Cufflinks – Stormtrooper “I Had Friends On That Death Star” by Cool Cufflinks
Eye Love You (Choice of 1, You Pick The Colour) by The Burbs
Valentine’s Day – Customizable QR Code Valentine Card – Personalized With Your Own Message – Red 5×7 by The Wallaroo
You Can Haz Cheeseburger (? Veggie) Burgers Earrings with Tomato, Cheddar and Lettuce, Handmade by Roscata
You Complete Me – Tetris Valentines Day – Love Computer Geek Nerd – Video Game (Infant or Toddler Sizes) by Witty Bitty
Funny Valentine Card – Yoda Speak Greeting Card – Red and Black 5×7 Customizable Star Wars by The Wallaroo
ET and Yoda in Love T-Shirt by Line Draw T Shirts
Circuit Board Geekery Necklace – Red Long Recycled Computer Parts (Upcycled) by ReComputing
Mac Love – A Nerdy Valentine For Your Nerdy Valentine [Macintosh Plus & Floppy Disks] by The Rasilisk
Star Wars Key Chains – Han & Leia – “I Love You” and “I Know” – His & Hers Key Chains – Set of 2 by Spiffing Jewelry

 Are you still with me? Wow, you really are a geek there aren’t ya. This will be my last pre-Valentine’s Day post for the season. You have just six days left, this is a “Make It Work” moment for you people [gotta love Tim Gunn]. Happy Valentine’s Day if you are celebrating all that lovey-dovey stuff, and happy Wacky & Wonderful Wednesday if you don’t celebrate the V-Day. Oh, before I sign off for the day, these last two are particularly meaningful to me, so pay close attention. 😉

You’re The Only Bee In My Bonnet – They Might Be Giants TMBG “Birdhouse In Your Soul” Lyric in Small Cross Stitch by Alicia Watkins
Rick Roll Funny Geekery T-Shirt – Internet Meme by Geek Things

You didn’t actually think you were going to get to the end of this post without being Rick Rolled now did you?

Inconceivably Quotable Princess Bride – Wacky & Wonderful Wednesdays

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The Princess Bride – As You Wish Poster by Amy McAdams-Gonzales, Amy McAdams Design on Etsy. 11’x17′ Print $25.00 USD.

There is a movie that holds perhaps the most amazingly quotable lines of dialogue in the history of cinema. It is so quotable, in fact, that often times individuals will use snippets of this brilliant script in their everyday speech without realizing it. For instance, someone recently asked me how I was feeling while I was in the grip of a nasty chest cold, my response “I’ve been mostly dead all day”. I laughed at myself, and then wondered if I did just unconscious quote The Princess Bride.

Inigo Montoya Card by Rakkadeer on Etsy. Print on Glossy Cardstock, 4.25″x5.5″, Envelope Included. $3.00 USD, T-Shirt Also Available.

The Princess Bride is literally a film for the whole family. Children love it, romantics love it, and the geek crowd adore it.  You have a lovely couple of actors in Cary Elwes and Robin Wright playing the romantic leads,  Wesley and Princess Buttercup. The charismatic Mandy Patinkin as the ever revenge quest fueled Inigo Montoya, and Billy Crystal as a  hysterically funny magic man are brilliant casting moves.  Who can forget adorable Fred Savage as the bed-bound grandson to the amazing Peter Falk, our narrator.

Love Is Many Things, None Of Them Logical – Princess Bride by Cassie Barentine, Chicky Lovit! on Etsy. 16″ or 18″ Snake Chain Included. $11.00 USD.

Wallace Shawn is utter perfection as the wicked Vizzini, who finds just about everything “inconceivable”. Sweet Andre the Giant fills the role of the gentle giant Fezzik, who is a loyal friend and who, despite his size, has the most gentle of souls. A bounty of silly baddies, and you have yourself a winning cast.  It is this motley collection of characters, and the brilliantly written script of William Goldman, in the hands of director Rob Reiner that makes The Princess Bride a winner on so many levels. You know a movie is one for the ages when you can watch it over and over and still find it wonderful every time.

The Princess Bride – A Classic Quote T-Shirt by Lauren Odell Usher, Upcycled Unlimited on Etsy. Screen Print on Second Hand Women’s Size L, $30.00 USD.

So back to our lovely geekery themed Wednesday post. You know that something has hit critical mass with the geeks, nerds, and “inside joke” types when it becomes a pop-culture phenom, as is the case with The Princess Bride. The quote worthy nature of this movie has not been lost on the fabulously creative crowd over at Etsy.  Today I present you a selection of items that celebrate this beloved film, it’s characters and dialogue, it’s sentiments and silliness.  Hooray for Wednesdays, and Happy “Humperdinck” Day everyone! [That is a ‘Princess Bride’ reference, and if you didn’t know that in an instant, Netflix it or load up the Blue Rays people!]

The Princess Bride Inigo Montoya Hand Pulled Limited Edition Screen Print by Barry Bulsara, Barry D Bulsara on Etsy. Limited Edition of 250, 42cmX59cm. $65.00 USD.

PRINT Fezzik & Inigo Detail Digital Print from Original Painting by Kelly Kerrigan, Tramp Lamps on Etsy. 8.5″x11″ on Card Stock, Ready To Frame. $8.00 USD.

The Princess Bride Magnet Word Set by Kelly and Scott Smith, Refrigerator Prose on Etsy. Over 275 Words, Unique Fonts, Some Blank Magnets Included. $12.00 USD.

The Princess Bride Minimalist Movie Poster by Lynsey, Entropy Trading Company on Etsy. 11″x14″ On Matte Photo Paper. Other Sizes Available. $14.99 USD.

As You Wish: A Scrabble Game Tile Pendant Charm by Home Studio on Etsy. 3/4″ Square. Free Australia Shipping. Chain Not Included. $8.95 USD.

Princess Bride T-Shirt – Westley As The Dread Pirate Roberts by Mr Cloud Dot Com on Etsy. Available in Black & Pink, Adult S-XXL, Kids & Ladies Sizes. $15.99 USD.

Pixel People – The Princess Bride – PDF Cross Stitch Pattern by Jacqueline, Wee Little Stitches on Etsy. [This Entire Shop Is Geekery Heaven] $6.00 USD.

Princess Bride Notebook Recycled VHS Journal by Momsmedia on Etsy. 60 Sheets of Acid-Free Unlined Paper. Clear Plastic Coil. 7.25″x4″. $8.00 USD. [Love These!]

Princess Bride Handstamped Bracelet – Have Fun Storming The Castle – Narrow Aluminum Cuff by foxwise on Etsy. Customization Welcome. 1/4″x6″. $14.95 USD

Valentine’s Day, Typography Art Print – Love Quote – As You Wish – Princess Bride Movie Quote, True Love by Erin B., C Is For Color on Etsy. 8″x10″. $17.75 USD.

Princess Bride Inigo Montoya Badge/Pin by Julie Smith, Bohemian Craftsody on Etsy. 1-3/4″x1″. Shipped In Kraft Jewelry Box. $8.00 USD.

You Seem A Decent Fellow, I Hate To Kill You – Princess Bride by Cassie Barentine, Chicky Lovit on Etsy. 16″ or 18″ Snake Chain Included. $10.00 USD.

Princess Bride “I Am Not Left Handed” T-Shirt – Fencing Dread Pirate Roberts/Wesley by Dannyella Michiella on Etsy. Mens S-3X, Women’s XS-3X. $16.00 USD.

PDF Original Cross Stitch Pattern – Anybody Want A Peanut – The Princess Bride by Kristy Kizzee, Bombastitch on Etsy. Email or Mailed Instructions. $4.00 USD.

INCONCEIVABLE Princess Bride Quote Hand Pulled Large Lino Block Print by Greenesleeves on Etsy. Purple Letters w/ Green Border. 6″x8″. $15.00 USD.

Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father, Prepare To Die. Brooch by Evolution Laser Works. Approx. 3″x2″, Birch, Locking Pin Faster. $15.00 USD.

Dread Pirate Roberts Princess Bride Vintage Dictionary Altered Art Page by The Crafty Celtic Lass on Etsy. 8″x10 1/2″ Vintage Dictionary Page. $5.00 USD.

Hello My Name is Inigo Montoya Parody T-Shirt by Hot Monkey Graphics on Etsy. 100% Preshrunk Cotton Mens, Womens, & Youth Sizes. $16.99 USD.
Wuv Twu Wuv – 8 x 10 Quote Print – The Princess Bride by Tess, Tessyla on Etsy. Four Color Options – Red, White, Gray. Archival Quality Print. $20.00 USD.

Princess Bride Sticker – Iocane by Pete, Purple Cactus Design on Etsy. Waterproof Vinyl. 9.5cmX7.5cm. Also Available as T-Shirt. $3.50 USD.

Admit it, you are thinking about watching The Princess Bride again tonight. Think you can name a more quotable film? As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. I think my work is done here.

Bobby Pin Menagerie – Teeny Tiny Tuesdays

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Lady Bug Bobby Pins by Hannah Hughes, Make Cake on Etsy.

It’s Tuesday once again, and today’s Itty Bitty lovely thing has been rather easy to pin down. No matter how long or how short your hair is, you can always tuck a little bobby pin in somewhere. Holding back a little strand gone astray, tucked into a sweet chignon, or decorating a braid or pony tail. A little bit retro, a lot a bit cute, these bobby pins are back in style with a tweet, a growl, and a meow. Not just for kids anymore, a sweet little bobby pin is a way you can add a little whimsy to a conservative look. They are little hints at your personality, your sense of fun, and add that little pop of color that will have people around you doing a double take. Wear any of these bobby pins and you will make people smile, I can guarantee it. While you can find these style of hair pins with any number of items decorating them, from bows and roses to jewels and buttons, I decided to present a selection of little beasties today. Have a look, see what catches your eye, and maybe pick-up a very expressive and inexpensive [most range from $5-10 USD/CAD] accessory for yourself or someone you love.

The Birds And The Bees

Yellow Honey Bee Bobby Pins by Kristine, Bee Intrigued on Etsy.

Butterfly Bobby Pin: Green Blue Spots, Natural History Elegance by Heidi, Alpine Gypsy on Etsy.
Worm Caterpillar Polymer Clay Charm Bobby Pin by Natalie Cravens, Are You Stuffed? on Etsy.
Butterfly Bobby Pins – Silver and Gold Contrast by Colleen, Amourx on Etsy.

Bobby Pin – Fabric Animal – Pink and White Bird by Morgan Rae, Metal Adornments on Etsy.

Vintage Green Barrettes by Paper Mache, Plastic Diamonds on Etsy.

Ivory Birdies in Nest Bobby Pin Pair by Emily Lafrate, Tea and Laundry on Etsy.

Blue and Cream Bird Hair Slides by The Lost Property Box on Etsy.

Owl Cookie Bobby Pins by Katarzyna Zdrojewska, Little World of Zjakazumi on Etsy.

Hot Pink Owls – Bobby Pins by Anne, Cute Jewellery & Accessories By Anne on Etsy.

We’re Going To The Zoo!

Monkey (Style 1) Bobby Pin Set by Amber Silcott, One of Everything on Etsy.

Koala Hair Clip by Baby Loves Pink on Etsy.

Monkey Bobby Pins – Pink Kitsch Cute Glitter Hair Accessories Kids by Bella Star, Bella Star Glam on Etsy.

Alligator Hair Clips – Bobbie Pins by Bonnie, CREATE HAPPINESS on Etsy.

Penguin Button Hairpins by Crafty Comforts on Etsy.

CATS CAN’T CHANGE THEIR SPOTS Cheetah Hair Bobby Pins – – Gift Packaged by Very Vintage on Etsy.

Maroon Elephant Hair Bobbies by Gen Taylor, The World Famous’s Crafty Place on Etsy.
Giraffe Bobby Pins by Keamana, Keamana Design on Etsy.

 Our Best Pets

Playful Kittens Hair Pins: Kawaii Style Cute Kittens, Glittery Pink, Turquoise, & Orange Sherbert by Amanda S.W., RaleighWood Treasures on Etsy.

Chihuahua Shelter Dogs Bobby Pins Set with Donation Free Shipping by Twilight Shades on Etsy.

Cat Bobby Pins by Cheri, Mama’s Little Babies on Etsy.

Pink Scottie Dog Hair Pin by Zebracakes on Etsy.

Itty Bitty Kitty Hairpins by Missy Kulik, Sugar Cookie on Etsy.

Poodle Bobby Pins, French Inspired, Navy Blue Dahlia Flower, Black Heart – Set of Three by Mary Elliot, Miss Mary Elliot on Etsy.

On The Farm

Sheep/Lamb Bobby Pin Set by Amber Silcott, One of Everything on Etsy.

Chickenpants Hair Clips – Set of Two by Claire Chambers, Absolutely Small on Etsy.

Cute Pig Wood Button Hair Pin – Silver Bobby Pin by Desita, Circle Colour on Etsy.
Sheep Shell Hair Bobby Pin by bathroman, You Made My Day on Etsy.

Mouse Hair Pins Paper Clay, OOAK by Brooke Griffin, The Naked Bird on Etsy.

Under The Sea

Origami Koi Bobby Pins by Is It Secret, Is It Safe on Etsy.

Octopus Bobby Pins by Keamana, Keamana Design on Etsy.

Friendly Fish Bobby Pins/ Hair Pins Set of 6 OOAK by Miss Chuga’s Gifts on Etsy.

Hair Pins Bloody Sharks or HAIR Jaws by Kristilyn, Zombie Romance on Etsy.

The Fabulous “Other”

Stegosaurus Dinosaurs Bobby Pin Set by Amber Silcott, One of Everything on Etsy.

Bobby Pins For Kids, Cute Clips – Mini Chenille Birds/Bats by Megha Silvano, Cassyz Cutiez on Etsy.

Yellow Robot Bear Bobby Pins Cute Chic Fun Fashion Kawaii Kitsch Hair Wear by Andreanna, Glamasaurus on Etsy.

Two Fabric Covered Button Bobby Pins – Rabbit and Panda by Heyday Handmade on Etsy.

BAMBI BONES – Skelanimal Charm Hair Pins by Stacy Scissors, Running With Scissors on Etsy.

Bunny Puff Bobby PINS… FREE shipping US by HModine on Etsy.

Cupcake Bear Attack Bobby Pin by Katie MacMillan, Unplanned Joy on Etsy.

What are you still doing on this post? It’s over. Go shop… go! [A little nod to Ferris Beuller’s Day Off there, Hazzah!]

Shaking Things Up – Strange Stuff Saturdays

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They are quite a pair, those salt and pepper shakers we all have in our kitchens or dining rooms. Sometimes salt and pepper shakers are beautiful crystal antiques, perhaps they are very kitsch, others are mostly utilitarian, and sometimes it is a large grinder that requires a little elbow grease to get the perfect seasoning. In my place, I just use the sea salt in the spice bottle from the market, and my pepper comes in a little bottle with a grinder on top, also supermarket bought. How terribly boring and wasteful, really. Ugly labels, they are not really refillable, and even if I recycle the bottles, it isn’t an ideal situation. So I need to get myself a cute set of Salt & Pepper Shakers. I decided it was a good time to see what I could find on Etsy, so many great vintage picks and handmade or upcycled options. So I ran a search, and of course, came up with oodles of listings. Let me say, before I begin this post, that it is all about the images, I wanted to show you the ones that really stood out, for a variety of reason. Now remember, this is “Strange Stuff Saturday”, so what is strange in today’s post is my immediate reaction to the salt and pepper sets. I am going to show you a pile of great ways to spice up your kitchen, and give you my exact first reaction in a caption below the image. All the individual item Listing Details and Etsy shop links will appear at the bottom of this post, and while my comments might seem odd, or negative, they are in fact the very reason these shakers are fabulous. I don’t want boring, I want funny, ironic, creepy, or just plain strange. Let’s Shake Things Up!

  1. First Rule Of Zombie Land – The Double Tap. [They look like crawling Zombies to me, with bullet holes in their heads!]

  2. Because Everyone Wants To Think About Dirty Laundry While Eating.

  3. There. Are. No. Words.

  4. “I Bagel Your Pardon!”

  5. “Pass The Toe Jam?” [These are a Canadian souvenir set, I am so proud of my country!]

  6. Good Morning. You Are Not Dead Yet.

  7. A Freudian Rorschach Test. What Do You See?

  8. Nothing Classes Up A Kitchen Like A Piddling Puppy

  9. Please Pass The Ass

  10. From The “Bunnies On Acid” Collection

  11. [They are Vintage Nuts, do I actually have to make a smart-ass comment on this one?]

  12. The Eyes, They Follow You No Matter Where You Go. Creepy!

  13. The Fru-eats Of The Day-vil. [“The Fruits of the Devil”, So I Married An Axe Murderer – Mike Myers quote from my very obscure sense of humor.]

  14. If The Salt Looks Like Dandruff… What Does The Pepper Look Like?

  15. Urns. Pepper Flakes. How Wonderfully Macabre!

  16. I Now Understand Why Some People Are Afraid Of Clowns.

  17. This Is What My Eyes Look Like After A Night Of Heavy Partying.

  18. Little Critters in Carbon Freeze, Just Like Han Solo [Star Wars.]

  19. Bam Chicka Wow Wow – Makin’ Bacon!

Pardon my rather odd and extremely obscure sense of humor, but those were my exact thoughts on seeing these strange and wonderful shaker sets. It strikes me that these are almost all, if not entirely, vintage items. It makes you wonder, why is it we get such a kick from these bizarre kitschy items? Were they intended to be funny or is it just a matter of the esthetic at the time. I haven’t seen nearly as many modern salt and pepper shakers that made me laugh as much as this random selection did. I could have gone on and on, there are so many more treasures to be found over on Etsy. Have a great weekend everyone, and next time you look at your own S&P shakers, think of Foraging For Fab!
Image Credits:

  1. Vintage Pushup Salt and Pepper Shakers by Out Of The Pink Sky on Etsy.
  2. Vintage Westinghouse Washer and Dry Salt and Pepper Shakers by Random Voyeur Vintage on Etsy.
  3. Vintage Salt and Pepper Shakers Retro Holt Howard Grant Pixie PixieWare Elf by Magpie Antiques on Etsy.
  4. Holt Howard Lefton Bagel Donut Salt and Pepper Shakers Two Peppers holt howard strange crazy anthropomorphic by Retro Chalet on Etsy.
  5. vintage salt and pepper shakers – feet – Canada souvenir set by Forrestina Vintage on Etsy.
  6. Pair of Tombstone Salt And Pepper Shakers by Dusty Attic on Etsy
  7. Anthromorphic Mushrooms Salt and Pepper Shakers 1970s by Melony’s Whimsy Daisy on Etsy.
  8. Vintage Dog and Fire Hydrant Salt and Pepper Shakers by Lady Ivy Vintage on Etsy
  9. Texaco Souvenir donkey Salt and Pepper Shakers by Chelles Treasure on Etsy.
  10. Weird and Wild – 1950s Vintage Rabbit Salt and Pepper Shakers – by Goodlookin’ Vintage on Etsy.
  11. Vintage Pair of Nuts – Salt and Pepper Shakers – Nuts by Strange Vagaries on Etsy
  12. Vintage 70’s squirrel salt and pepper shakers with wiggly eyes by Belle Epochalypse on Etsy.
  13. Vintage Garlic Head Anthropomorphic Salt and Pepper Shakers by Two Little Owls on Etsy.
  14. Set of Vintage Salt and Pepper Shakers Monk Plastic Hong Kong Japan by Ye Olde Antique Shoppe on Etsy,
  15. Vintage Salt Pepper Shakers 22k Gold Warranted China Porcelain Shaker Set by Carlea Pink on Etsy.
  16. Vintage Salt and Pepper Shakers, Clown Teapots by The Dish Dash Kitchen Company on Etsy.
  17. Vintage Salt & Pepper Shaker Set Plastic Rooster by Magnolia Vintage on Etsy.
  18. Vintage Salt and Pepper Shakers, Circus, Japan by Lulu’s Five and Dime on Etsy.
  19. Vintage Black and White Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers by Salt and Pepper Mania on Etsy.